I Probably Hate You.

When The Juice Consumes You.

I can't even make fun of this blog. I don't have it in mee. Just read it for yourself and I am sure you will see the ironic humor in it.  Honestly though I think his blog has single handedly awoken all hate in me.

Amends 403: Juanita Pantyhosa

This amends is amazing, cause it happened when i least expected it and in a place where I rarely go.  This summer at the Eagle everyones favorite something, Juan approached me to tell me how amazing i looked and that i seemed so much nicer! Which was way sweet of him.

I then apologized for all of the mean things I did to him and he was so happy that we were once again friends.  I didn't give him a full Amends cause of course I am not on the step yet but I gave him a huge I'm sorry and I took sober action by buying him numerous drinks.  Just cause I am sober doesn't mean I can't be an enabler!

Also, it was awesome running into him while he was waiting in line to get into Sebastian's and a friend of mine cut the long line cause of course I know the people who threw the party.  I mean at first I felt bad but I just knew my higher power wanted me in ASAP so I wouldn't catch a cold.  I definitely mad sure to throw Juan a smile and a wave as I walked in.  I kinda felt bad he had to wait another 30 minutes before entering the party.  Oh well, I prayed on it!

Poor little dick.

I am only blogging this week cause i had two surgeries last Friday and I am bored out of my mind.  There are only so many tricks i can have my house cleaner do before I get bored.  That being said there is no reason for Joe my shitface to have a blog meeting about banning me again...it's ok joe...its all you gurl.

Anyways, I would like to pay my respects to richard since he got fired from his gig with aol( which i never even heard of) and apparently has been blogging for three months now with barely any interest from readers. I feel bad cause knowing Richard blogging is all he has in life and no one is interested anymore. He still posts lame pics of nude boys stolen off other websites or found using a basic googles search. I am so grateful to have stopped blogging and found a higher power so I can now avoid Richard's fate. Thanks Richard for being the poster of child of Access Blogging.

This vicadins for you...as prescribed of course!

Ovah It.

Bug throws shade like no other....gotta heart it.

Why is Tony Such A Douche.

I didn't write that but that's what someone just emailed me wondering why is genex so dreadfully boring.  I don't mind Tony one bit, but then again that doesn't take away from the fact he is about as interesting as paint drying, which is something else I don't mind.

Here's the post that caused my fan to email me:

Last night's BLOWOFF bash at the Highline Ballroom lived up to the hype, in my opinion atleast. As Duane and I were joking, all the bearigencia were there. Or bearati as he liked to say. Translation, a very fun, friendly and sexy crowd that ultimately was there for the music. Morel and Mould threw out some really great tracks, including a few from Justice, Bronski Beat, the Killers, Junior Boys, New Order, etc. It was amazing to hear this kind of music in a gay setting. The video projections were completely wild as well. I got to talk to Bob and it sounds like the next party will be in December. Until then, they play at the 9:30 club in DC once a month.

I don't even know what the fuck he is talking about cause I honestly couldn't read it cause I was to busy with something way more interesting...what you ask??.... a colonic obviously.

Hate Inauguration.

I can't help and look at this picture and wonder why can't he be jumping off a cliff rather than a boat?

And be honored Josh Fug ....I chose you to to be my first bitch.

Sorry.

Ok so I'm a little dramatic at times, hence why I have deleted my entire blog twice, but for serious this time I am going to be way nicer and plus after reaching over 500k people in 2 years I realize I have a lot of fans....even including people who once hated me and now love me....(yes Juan and Joe My God included you included!!!)

Although blogging is not my life and I am famous without it, it's still kinda funny to write what I feel and then receive 20 emails from people wishing they were me...ah gratitude....plus I'm awesome!